Sorry, the blog title is clickbait, glad it worked though!
I'm Freyja, by the way.
Whilst I cant help you with your code, perhaps you might find a technical blog that covers weird parts of computing that I stuble across interesting? If so check the Blog section
If you want to know more about me, and my skillset, head over to about me section
If you did actually want help with your code, check out this crazy new website